My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 266 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“I am sick in my stomach and my head. Can somebody make me some soup?” Natalie Marie Johnson
“One way to defeat your enemy if you can’t defeat them conventionally, is to get your enemy to defeat themselves.” Tony Caruso
“If you are going to criticize, be prepared for criticism in return.” Marcus Jennings
“We brought pizza. I know you already have snacks and shit, but we brought some pizza, because why not? It’s what George Washington would have done if he was still alive and knew how delicious this pie is. Happy 4th! Love you bro!” Chris Hubbard
“Damn dude. Dubs has a smile on her face. You saw it too, right? I’m not going to ask her if she is happy, because her defense to anything all the time ever is to lash out and be a bitch. But we love her. You know what I’m sayin. Nice party bruv. Thanks for inviting us.” Chris Hubbard
“If your fireworks display is not big enough to possibly destroy shit and put the safety of others at risk, you didn’t go big enough. You should just go home. Just sayin.” Chris Hubbard
“What’s up party people? Yo MJ and Miss Malia. Meet Katrina. Isn’t she hot? She’s a rental. A high-class rental. She’s not a nasty skeezer prostitute or anything like that. I bet the fireworks will be beautiful from here.” Big J. Kosta
“Come on “ists”. Don’t just copy and edit the original and try to rebrand it as your own. Create your own original version, with your own original vision. Otherwise, you are nothing more than copycats.” Big J. Kosta
“When something is broken, pretending otherwise isn’t going to fix it.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“I don’t know that I always have earthly hope, but I always have heavenly faith. God always comes through for us in one way or another.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“If you want love, have a relationship with God, because God is love.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“Your lovely wife made all of these adorable well-behaved children for you, and she is a good faithful Christian wife? You don’t even know how lucky you are. They don’t make them like they used to let me tell ya. You need to be thanking God every day for her.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“If all the Christian’s of all the world acted just a little bit more Christian, the world would noticeably improve overnight.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“Jesus went through a lot for us. Don’t you think we could go through at least a little bit for him?” Minister Joyce Meyer
“We need to not wait until there is a disaster before we start showing up for each other.” Minister Joyce Meyer
“Selfish people rarely feel happy, and almost never feel fulfilled. So, what does that tell you?” Minister Joyce Meyer
“Your Grandma used to watch me and like me when she was alive? And she died on your 17th birthday? And you want me to pray with you right now so that she can watch us praying from heaven? Well, let’s get to it then!” Minister Joyce Meyer
“Lived experiences hit differently than reading about it or hearing about it.” Malia May Johnson
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