Warning: If you are not 18 years of age or older, do not read this post, because these quotes are definitely meant for adults only!
“El grande jizzo because el grande bootyo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Grape Jelly. Petroleum jelly. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly. Jam is not jelly, but if jelly is vagina, then you jam in during sex. Jelly is jelly in different ways.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Re re re your boat. Gently down the stream. I will re-propose in good time. Be patient sexy momma!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I don’t my love. Your butt is all quarter poundered up. Might need a dumb truck to hoist it up out of bed.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“This a Maduro snatch and grab job. Come with me.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Physical touch is not always sexual, but it is always love.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I will never stop, stopping loving you.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Baby Boom is the human version of breeding like rabbits. The f@ck?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Woman! Woman! Woman! Oh you feisty alien woman!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Earlier you were earlier. Now you are now, so it’s all good. We’re human. Well, I am. You’re an alien honey pot ass handler of a sexy I don’t know what.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“It’s science. Nerve endings are where pleasure beginings.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What in the ever-loving f@ck is going on? Why is pleasuring each other not happening?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“I want to humpo your mass grande buttockso, asapo.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Mission Stealth Nookie in 10. Break!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“You can consummate whatever you want. You can consummate a day even. What’s wrong with you?” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Well, if the food is on the table, i’ll eat it.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“All I hear is-“I want a baby! I want baby! Give me a baby!” We are almost up to double digits in babies, but I will bust lots and lots of more nuts in you if that’s what will make you happy and make us a baby.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Micro bikini on your macro butt. I like it!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“Aww! Does baby need booty validation.” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
“What the fuck are you doing? I want to lay down on you!” Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson
My Favorite MJ Sexy Hot Quotes 103 by Malia May Johnson – https://www.therealmjtheterrible.com/my-favorite-mj-sexy-hot-quotes-103-by-malia-may-johnson/
